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Havlat Shaves

November 30th, 2009 | by Roy |

I know, breaking news, right?  Reports from practice this morning indicate that superstar winger Martin Havlat shaved his scraggly beard off over the Thanksgiving weekend.   Marty reportedly said “Anything I can do to get myself out of this ridiculous slump will be done. I can’t believe I’m getting paid millions of dollars to just skate around, shift after shift, without being a factor.  Hell, I’m as bad as Shep lately.”  (*)

(*) Ok, he didn’t say that, but he might have.  In any event, it is news that he skated this morning and hopes to play on Wednesday.

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2 Responses to “Havlat Shaves”

  1. By GEOM on Nov 30, 2009

    Even though you made that up, that’s probably why he did it, change is good!

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  2. By minnesotagirl71 on Dec 1, 2009

    Love the “quote” – totally cracked me up!

    Burns scored right after he shaved – before he got re-concussed. Then he told the media that he was also wearing new underwear to get out of his slump. LOL!

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